Naked in front of strangers: a Japanese Onsen experience.

May 6th, 2010By Category: Uncategorized

hot water, indeed. On my second night ever in Japan, I had my first public Onsen experience. I had arrived at Nozawa Onsen, a beautiful little village in Nagano, and was looking forward to some snowboarding the next day. Following our agreed ‘try everything once’ motto, my wife and I decided we would walk down to one of the local Onsen. Spoilt for choice in Nozawa, we decided upon the Onsen with the most traditional architecture. It was called Oyu. We agreed to meet outside in half an hour, and in we went.

Firstly, let me say that the weather outside was about 0 degrees, so getting undressed seemed like a crazy thing to be doing, even in a small enclosed bath-house. I had done my homework, and slipped off my clothes and put them on the provided shelves. Then, feeling very naked and self-conscious, I walked over to the edge of the Onsen, with my soap and my towel in hand. There were 3 Nihonjin in the water. Two young guys having a chat, and one old guy who was trying hard to ignore the fact that a 190cm naked Gaijin was just about to hop in the bath with him.

As custom decrees, I soaped myself down away from the Onsen edge, and washed myself off. This is when it felt like hypothermia was about to take hold of me. The stone floor felt like ice, and pouring the hot water over myself did nothing to stop my whole body shaking. ‘It’s OK’ I thought, ‘I’m just about to hop into a nice warm bath, everything will be fine’. So as soon as I could, I slid into the Onsen. IT WAS SOOOO HOT!!!  I practically leapt straight out again, much to the delight of the old Nihonjin. The water felt like it was boiling, and my shivering skin screamed at me to get out.

So there I was, back sitting on the cold stone edge. And of course now my body starts shaking again from the cold. I try dipping my feet back in, but they refuse to go. ‘This is ridiculous’ I say to myself, ‘stop being weak and just get in.’ So I slid into the boiling hot water again… AGONY! I couldn’t stay under the water for more than 5 seconds. So back I hop onto the cold stone edge. At this point I could have just gotten dressed and left, but something stopped me: Pride. ‘There is no way I am going to let these Nihonjin laugh about me and tell their workmates on Monday morning what a hilarious Gaijin they saw on the weekend’ I thought to myself. So I slid back in for a third time. At this point my body was just about going into shock, having been dragged back and forth between freezing cold and boiling hot for the last 2 minutes, and I would not have been surprised if I had a heart attack.

Luckily however, one of the young Nihonjin must have taken pity on me, and showed me by example a solution to my problem. He sat up on the edge, and scooped hot water on himself continuously with one of the little buckets. Following this method I was able keep some semblance of dignity for the next 20 minutes until I felt like I could retreat back to my clothes. I met my wife outside, and asked her how she enjoyed her Onsen experience. ‘Oh, it was too hot for me, so I just left after 5 minutes’ she replied. Women can be so much more intelligent than us men…. Did I enjoy my first Onsen experience? Not really. Would I do it again? Yes. Later on I found out that Oyu means ‘hot water’ in Japanese. They really didn’t mess around when they named that Onsen.

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  • celeste

    What a great visual image of a stranger in a strange land! Despite our research and preparedness, there is nothing compared to the real experience when we travel to new worlds. It is only our sense of humour that truly gets us through, when our comfort zones are challenged. Delightful!

  • hiroshi

    you will come come back because you wanna see naked japanese hahs

  • Alex

    Never liked onsen. The water is often contaminated with urine and more (won't say what), especially when old men and young kids sit in there. Dreadful!

  • http://www.skyistheline.com sky

    Wow man I think it can be bad for our health, it is not normal to just dip into boiling water..no no no…

  • Eddy

    My girlfriend and I went to an co-ed onsen in Kyoto during the olympics and what an experience! It is true the water was scalding as we could not stay in too long before hopping out which then left me partially exposed (little towel was all i had) to the japanese ladies who were peeking at the Latin gaijin ; ) My gf joked that she was also peeking at the japanese men. Eddy

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  • Adrian

    Good description. Yet, my guess is that in most of the onsen water is not too hot for people. I had a nice experience in a public onsen in Beppu in the first days of 2012, and I have to say that it was really good, including ‘mud bath’ and ordinary bath. To me the bath was not particularly hot – maybe because in Finland we have a sauna culture and we get used to hot temperature in sauna. Anyway … I can recommend to anyone, do visit onsen if such an opportunity arises. I visited Takegawara onsen, which is very traditional onsen close to the Beppu Station.

  • Y2K3

    What??? That’s absolutely ridiculous! Keeping the bathwater clean and uncontaminated is an essential tenet of general life in Japan. Even little kids know that they’re not supposed to pee in the baths (or showers, for that matter), unlike most Americans I know.

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